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Saturday, September 15, 2007

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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Travelogue 4: In which our hero discovers the tragedy of poverty in the global south

I’m in South Africa.

 

The cabbie turned around, smiled, and asked me: “what do you think of my country, Mr. Young?” I had to think a moment.

 

When I arrived about an hour earlier at the airport, I stepped out of customs and into a totally different world. As soon as I stepped out of that gate, perhaps a hundred people stepped forward, eager to help in any way, if only in hope that I might spare them a few rand as a tip. My shuttle from the hotel didn’t show, so I was forced to take a cab. I found one – or rather, the cabbie found me, after helping me try to track down an airport official to page my shuttle.  I examined his cab before stepping in – It was licensed, official, and looked in good shape. I agreed to use his service, and headed toward Johannesburg.  One has to be careful of cabs here; most of the population gets around in unlicensed “taxis”, which are usually large Indian vans with the most questionable safety practices.  One South African acquaintance said of them: “They get pulled over all the time; police find carboard pedals, and spanners used on steering wheels to make more room; seriously dodgy vehicals.”  They run like buses in routes that exist only in the drivers mind, and locals flag them down using a complex code of hand signals to determine destination.

 

I looked out the window, hoping for the best as the cab left the airport. Johannesburg spreads across the African veld like a sprawling mold, reaching its way across thousands of square kilometers.  One report commissioned by the government suggested it would take someone from the southern edge three days to walk to the northern side.  In the center huge skyscrapers reach heavenward, much like Chicago erupts from the flat Midwest.

 

I looked out of the window, trying not to be a western voyeur, but falling seamlessly into the role all the same.  I passed a few shanty towns, ramshackle collections of tin roofs and clothing lines arrayed with bizarre regimentation. They stretched forever.  Some had been replaced by government housing, small, squat cinder-block constructions cloned by the tens of thousands to bring running water and sewer systems the teeming masses.

 

I looked out the window as the taxi came to an unexpected stop.  The engine had shut off.  The driver exclaimed, “huh, that’s never happened before.” I wanted very badly to believe him. I looked around, saw people staring.

 

The city itself is a mess of contradictions.  The neighborhoods set up under apartheid still exist, even the walls between them in some places, though some have seen white populations flee – just like back home. Every street has several people hawking oranges, and emaciated homeless beg for change. The graffiti is much like the west, save the occasional one which read “HiV”.

 

My hotel is in Braamfontein, near the University of Witswatersrand, where I’m doing research.  It was once part of the central business district. Some time during the last twenty years it fell into abject ruin, high-rises were abandoned by offices and low rent tenements took over, and it is only beginning to “recover”.  The government proudly announces that since the implementation of new policing methods and closed circuit televisions, stabbings and gun crimes are down a hundred fold, and now only one in a thousand of the population falls victim to armed carjacking. Still, South African acquaintances warned me, as did every tour book I had read: “Don’t ever go into the city center alone, and if possible go with a local or a guide.”

 

Two streets run between the university and the hotel.  One of them looks like New York, all modern architecture and people in office garb.  The other, running parallel on the other side of the office towers, looks like Mogadishu.  Bars cover windows, many of them broken.  A massive store selling “weapons” and “ammunition” marks the midpoint between the hotel and the college. I’ve opted to hire a driver.

 

The University itself is beautiful.  It descends down a sloped hill, with a library whose edifice rivals any neo-romantic architecture in the world. The center o campus has a large green, with ornate steps descending to a massive swimming pool and several fountains.  Of course, the entire thing is surrounded with a spiked fence, and security guards.  Such fences are very common here, almost as common as razor wire – which is by far the most ubiquitous single thing I’ve seen. The fence at the university, like many, looks like a simple metal fence as would be seen anywhere, until one notices the multiple spikes radiating from the top.

 

Many of the south Africans I’ve talked to have told my about the paranoia and siege mentality adopted among the minority white population and tourists. I’m beginning to understand how they might have developed it.  I’m trying to avoid it, but am finding it unavoidable.

 

My driver today was named peter, a really nice Zulu guy. He asked me again, “How do you find my country, Mr. Young?”

 

“The weather is certainly nice here,” I told him.


Friday, August 31, 2007

Travelogue 2: Stolen History at the British Museum

I’m in London, and dear god is it ever awesome. The internet cafe I'm in is currently playing "Baby got Back". However, my update for the last week is going to take the form of an essay, because, well, I felt like writing and it’s the only form I feel at all competent using. I tried to make it interesting though, and if you read the whole thing I’ll be mighty impressed. So, warning: essay ahead.  It’s got a thesis, though not explicitly declared, and support, and everything. Here goes…

 

Yesterday, I saw the British Museum.

 

I walked there from Trafalgar Square.  The monument celebrates Horatio Nelson’s victory over a French fleet during the Napoleonic Wars, one of the most pivotal naval battles in world history.  A child pointed to Nelson’s column, from which the long-dead admiral surveys the Thames. “Oh, that’s just Napoleon on the end of a big stick” declared the child’s father.  National history can be an ambiguous thing. Still, Trafalgar Square is one of the most important public spaces in Britain, where the nation collectively celebrates its past through monumental marble sculpture. It is part of the way the nation collectively remembers itself.

 

I walked onward to the British Museum on Tottenham, the main drag through Soho, passing first through a quiet Bloomsbury square, where solicitors’ offices occupy nineteenth century townhouses flanking a garden.  London is an interesting and eclectic city, the streets are full of modern businessmen and Goths alike, passing Indian restaurants and Egyptian obelisks stolen two centuries ago. Bloomsbury is an interesting place for a historian, too. A century ago, Virginia Wolf, John Maynard Keynes, Lytton Strachey, and other members of the Bloomsbury Group surely walked here, exceedingly intellectual and often decidedly gay.

 

Proceeding onward, I saw the Museum itself, a massive white building occupying an entire city block.  It is covered with magnificent columns and guarded by taciturn white lions, the grandest construction the empire could offer. I was quite excited to see the museum; it was probably the one attraction in London I most wanted to see.  The moment I entered, I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed. The grand courtyard was covered with a glass ceiling and somehow managed to be more grand and more glowing than the blustery world outside. The center was occupied by a grand reading room, where Marx wrote his Manifesto.  The halls were filled with monumental sculptures, staring at the throngs of visitors as they passed by. All told there were over eighty rooms on the first floor alone, filled with Egyptian, Roman, Greek, and Assyrian statues and sarcophagi. I didn’t know where to begin.

 

I entered one of the galleries, where a multitude of people spoke a multitude of languages, all transfixed on a central object: the Rosetta stone. I had seen it in so many photographs, and even a replica at OSU, but it was still somehow striking to see an object so celebrated in person.  Even more interesting was hearing French, German, Italian, Greek, Russian, and even more languages beyond my capacity for identification, all speaking in rapid fire pace about the same object. It seemed fitting. The stone itself has an international history; erected by Greek rulers in Egypt, it was contested by both the French and the British over time.

 

To my  left, I heard a speaker talking enthusiastically about a pair of Assyrian sculptures. He was a balding septuagenarian with a bow-tie, the consummate image of an old English classicist. He was leading a tour through the Assyrian sculpures.  I snuck into the crowd around him; everyone had a pin designating themselves part of the (expensive) tour.  I tried to blend in.

 

The speaker pointed toward two massive lions.  They were twenty-five feet tall, with the heads of men and the bodies of giant cats, five legs posed with an emphasis on gravitas. They once guarded the entrance to Nineveh, and a photograph showed them in their original location, underneath a grand archway in city walls over three millennia old.

 

“How did they come to be at the British Museum?” Someone asked.  It was a good question.

 

“Well,” replied the guide, “they were removed at the beginning of the century by a British officer in Iraq who became quite interested in Archeology.  However, they were far too large and heavy to remove in one piece. If one were to look closely, one could see the lines through the bodies where his men sawed them into smaller pieces for transport. It was almost vandalism, really.”

 

I looked more closely.  There they were, massive gashes through the torsos and legs of the Assyrian sphinxes. There were several of them; these stately guards had been mutilated.

 

“We’ll be going to Anceint Greece now,” announced the guide. The tour continued onward.  I followed, trying to maintain a low profile. The line of people snaked onward, into a magnificent room.  The massive chamber, built with the most fantastic neo-roman opulence, held a series of white sculptures.

 

“These are the Elgin Marbles,” said the guide. “They once adorned the Parthenon, the principle temple of the Athenian Acropolis. They were brought here in 1806 by Lord Elgin, the British Ambassador to the Ottoman Empire.  He purchased them quite legally from the Turks, who at that time controlled Greece, and then sold them to te Brittish Government.  Elgin was a good guy, his actions kept over half of the monuments preserved, as their counterparts in Athens suffered from war and pollution, and are now in considerable disrepair.”

 

Then, he saw me.

 

“Excuse me sir, this is a British Museum tour,” he said in an accusing tone. I apologized, and left for another room.  I sat on a bench in front of a massive stone relief.  A plaque read that this was Assyrian, a priceless artifact from a throne room, and that the piece originally to the left of it was now in Germany, and that the piece to the right was in France. I set my pack down. Next to me on the bench I saw a brochure entitled “The British Museum’s Stance on the Elgin Marbles.” I flipped though, and saw another series of excuses and justifications, celebrating the BM’s vital role in preserving the historic artifacts.

 

I had always known about the British and the French stealing classical artifacts and bringing them back during the heady days of empire. I always knew it was widespread. But it wasn’t until I visited the British Museum itself that I realized that nearly every item in it was stolen or plundered. The entire first floor, with its eighty grand rooms was a monument to exploitation.  The place is called the British museum, but the only explicitly British artifacts are confined to a few small, under-visited rooms on the second floor.  The rest of it, however, is still a powerful reminder of British history, an imperial history, a history of theft and plunder.  Walking through the rooms and reading the signs by the imposing statues is a telling exercise.  Individual statues are often split into multiple parts, imagine Poseidon’s head in London, his body in Paris, his left arm in Wurzburg. This pattern is repeated over and over again.

 

Of course, this all happened a hundred or two hundred years ago; the perpetrators are dead now.  What does it matter? Besides, the British Museum offers these artifacts to the world now, free of charge, a global cultural heritage site for the public at large. Why does it matter?

 

It matters because the governments of the countries whose artifacts were stolen have started asking to have them back.

 

It’s a complicated subject, or so the literature put out by the museum tells me.  The countries these artifacts were taken from did not even exist in Napoleon's day.  Greece was a vassal state of the Turks’, Egypt was at some point the dominion of the Ottomans, the French, or the British, Assyria part of British Iraq. It was only after a bitter war, supported by the Romantics who believed in freedom from Imperial dominion that Greece attained independence, and it was only in the last few generations that Egypt was able to free itself completely. It is only in recent memory that these countries have been able to muster the wherewithal to ask for the return of their own cultural heritage.

 

I study history because I believe that the past matters, that it isn’t just some abstract series of events more or less independent from the world today. I especially believe that the past plays a crucial part in the formation of peoples’ identities.  The theft of material objects is not just the theft of artwork and artifacts; it is literally the theft of another person’s past. It is a theft of a material part of their identity. Imagine if history had gone the other way, and if Nelson’s column were taken back to Paris or Moscow or Berlin as a trophy of empire and war.  Would the British ask to have their admiral back, after a century or two?

 

What do you think? Do former imperial powers have an obligation to return the stolen goods of the last three centuries? Or are these misdeeds so long in the past that the museums of today, distanced from these transgressions, can continue to display them for the purposes of preservation and education, in order to advance an understanding of a global culture? After all, the Brits are far better at preservation than thier more southern and eastern counterparts.  The answer isn't as obvious as it might seem.

 

I’ll leave you with the words of an English poet who died while in Greece, fighting for their independence from the Turks.

 

"Dull is the eye that will not weep to see

thy walls defaced, they mouldering shrines removed

by British hands"

-Lord Byron, on the Elgin Marbles.

 


Thursday, August 23, 2007

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I’m in England.

 

I could complain about the trip, but that really isn’t my purpose here, which aims more at description than listing minor personal grievances. I will, however, mention that my plane was delayed out of Minneapolis by over an hour because Air Force One was landing.  Someone suggested that it was only natural as someone might want to assassinate him; I suggested in turn that it was only natural that the delay might cause someone to want to assassinate him.

 

The flight from London to Manchester was interesting only because I saw so much that was quintessentially English from the air: village greens, sheep, and a strong reliance on nuclear power.

 

Manchester itself is not the most notably beautiful of cities – not that any city so strangely proud of being the birthplace of the industrial revolution would be (on a side note, Manchester is also strangely proud of being the birthplace of Badly Drawn Boy and Morressy). The city is made almost entirely of red brick.  The train ride in from the airport revealed one set of working class row houses after another. I swear to god, it’s a nineteenth century, industrial city on the edge of a massive campus with dilapidated housing, a crime problem, and a soccer team – it’s like I never even left Columbus. The only difference is that everyone here actually likes their soccer team. That and they have  accents; I was called “love” by something like five people today.

 

I spent the day in the archives of the university here.  The campus is huge, and most of it seeks to rival Cambridge architecturally, if not academically. I walked past dozens of gothic revival buildings whose facades were rivaled only by their pretensions

 

The hostel, however, is pretty wicked. The place, called Hatters, is four stories tall and has a gigantic nineteenth century wrought iron lift in the middle. I feel like I’m in Australia, with so many Aussies running around; I watched a travesty of a film called Sorrority House Massacre with two of them yesterday; I’m currently sitting next to a bunch of Germans, a French kid, and my bunk is over that of a German history teacher. He plans on hiking through the nearby hills tomorrow. One of the Germans, black clad and bedecked in pierced jewelry tells me he’s going to Canada sometime.  Upon asking him why he told me that he would work or something, he’d figure it out.  I’m pretty envious of them, actually, as they are pretty much deciding day by day where they’re headed.  Due to my research, I’ve planned this trip in enough detail that I has robbed the entire adventure of, well, adventure.

 

I’ll see what happens over the next few days. How’s Ohio? I Saw on the news at the airport that Columbus has flooded.  Is it awesome, or tragic, or nothing? ‘Cause if it’s awesome, and people are busting out kayaks and canoes and whatnot, I demand to know.

 

Also: Mitch is kicking my ASS in facebook chess, and so is most everyone else...

 

 

 


Saturday, August 18, 2007

While Dan was off gallivanting around Italy, he sent back periodic emails about his travels, filled with his observations and a little humor. I think I’d like to try the same while I’m abroad; I’ll definitely still update this blog, but anyone who’d like to be on the email list should send my their email address, and I’ll be sure to include you.

 

Also, if you’d like a postcard, just leave your street address and I’ll do what
I can.

 

Also: South Africa has to be just about the coolest place on earth, because the same ecosystem has both penguins and baboons, which is basically pure awesome.



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